The Plight of Mongo

Mongo at work….

Mongolor [1:56 PM]:
Please remove me from your list, I do not care for banana marshmallows.
Mongolor [1:59 PM]:
Your incessant harping on the profound nature of the simple peanut is more then I can bear.
Mongolor [2:04 PM]:
Why do you insist on pounding on that cantelope. It will not produce the names of the enemies you seek.
Erisian [2:10 PM]:
thumb the cantalope to see if it is ripe.
thump
Mongolor [2:10 PM]:
who are you to insist upon the treatment. I will hook electrodes up to the testicles off all the men in your village until I have the answers I see.
Erisian [2:12 PM]:
what in the goddamn world are you quoting?
or is it your own brain power
Mongolor [2:13 PM]:
You wish to know the secrets, of what is buried underneath the flesh? Come now, open up a vein and let the magic out.
Erisian [2:17 PM]:
i pity the fool
Mongolor [2:28 PM]:
To the three handed people of Aboxi Prime, the sport of Ychtizi is the national passtime.
You will never live to see it.
Erisian [2:29 PM]:
fractal ping pong and pun-pun football are the same game. choose the lesser of the evils and fuck a piggy

Nothing prepared me for this.

Like the child who first touches the heated pot handle, and instantly the concept of “Hot” is literally and figuratively seared into their mind. Like watching a puppy take his first steps into freshly fallen snow. Something has changed forever, and nothing is quite the same.

I have found the largest M & M® in the history of candy.

This unholy abomination is an Almond M & M, only I think the great candy makers may have caught two Almonds trying to make a mini almond.

I steeled myself for what I feared may have been my greatest battle, man versus monster M&M, and yet, I survived.

And it was tasty.

Heartsick by Chelsea Cain

My rating: 4 of 5 stars

The only thing that kept me from giving this gripping, and sometimes disturbing novel a full five stars, was the fact it had to end.The story of a pure psychopath and her victim, a police detective, is gripping and more then a bit wicked.I look forward to the next book, as soon as I get down to Powell’s and see if I can find one she signed.

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