Nothing prepared me for this.

Like the child who first touches the heated pot handle, and instantly the concept of “Hot” is literally and figuratively seared into their mind. Like watching a puppy take his first steps into freshly fallen snow. Something has changed forever, and nothing is quite the same.

I have found the largest M & M® in the history of candy.

This unholy abomination is an Almond M & M, only I think the great candy makers may have caught two Almonds trying to make a mini almond.

I steeled myself for what I feared may have been my greatest battle, man versus monster M&M, and yet, I survived.

And it was tasty.